Northern squirtle

The suckiest character in brawl with the amazing power to nudge enemies slightly away. All the fanart I've seen so far has either made him a regular tortoise, the same big-headed toon or a giant monster about to destroy tokyo, and I was like "no way".

The shamwow, or squirtle/wortortle/blastoise, is characterized by its shell, curled bludgeoning tail and ability to shoot large amounts of water at predators. The shamwow has two glands producing chemicals that combine to create an immensely pressurized foamy liquid. The liquid further combines with air as it passes through the throat to create a powerful stream of water, and excess pressure is released through the pipes at the top of it's shell. shamwows can also learn to shoot bubbles and sub-zero attacks in a similar fashion. The shamwow is born with no shell, ears or fur and one tail. A fully mature, transformed shamwow is thickly armoured and hairless, using the large tubes in it's shell to blast water with profound accuracy and power. The northern shamwow is a slightly larger, stronger and less aerodynamic breed, primarily dwelling in lakes.