Shadow the Shooter

porkcow.deviantart.com/art/Sha… Hat version I did for Ghoulston.

Shadow: "Well, Fannie, looks like we're killing the president today."

Fannie: "Just kiss that president goodbye!"

Sammy Sub-Machine Gun: "You're cancelling Christmas?!"

Shadow: "'President', not 'presents', you silly goose."

Sammy Sub-Machine Gun: "You got me a goose? My favorite! *RATATATAT*"

Shadow: "Settle down, Sammy. We can eat later. Wait..."

Fannie 4-Shot: There he is now!" 

President: "Black Sonic, so glad you could make it to our luncheon."

Shadow: "Is that neapolitan I see?!"

Sammy Sub-Machine Gun: "Are we at Waterloo?"

Shadow: "Haha, oh Sammy. If you weren't a gun I'd shoot you."

Fannie: "No, Sammy, neapolitan ice cream. That's the most ambivalent flavor there is. Good luck keeping Shadow on task now!"

Shadow: "Well, gang, looks like it's going to be an ambivalent day."

*All of them begin laughing and eating large quantities of food, including Shadow's weapons. His hand grenades pop off his belt and begin pecking at crumbs under the table.*