Fat-Jokes Panda

Shifu: "Did you evacuate the village?"

Fat Jokes: "With common household scrolls of prophesy, you can make a hat!"

Shifu: "Didn't think so."

*tubby bounces around and plays an air guitar for a half hour*

Shifu: "We are safe once more, thanks to your great sacrifice."

Fat Jokes: "And to think I'll forget every lesson I've learned today."