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$40: Especially elaborate work. (The entire cast of Glee as ponies in the style of Botticelli, for example.)

$30: Normal job. Default. Unless you specify otherwise, a yellow-envelope-sized acrylic painting seen only by you. (Maybe a birthday present for your girlfriend of Scooby Houndoo and pokemaster Shaggy sipping slushies at Lavender town about to get marrowak'd. Just a thought.)

$20: Easier job. Something that doesn't need a background or a lot of color. (A page of malformed wacom-drawn Sonics or perhaps a caricature of your dog.)

$other: Want a new installment of Sweet Bro n' Jeff made in a half hour for 3 bucks and a sandwich? It's a low-risk investment! Want a faithful feature length trilogy version of Tales of Worm Paranoia for 4000 rupees? I'd drop classes for that! (But communication is key. Just saying "can I have a sketch of something?" will make me think you're not done talking. And with no comment on your payment or format preference, it will default to a $30 painting.)
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$40: Finished digital painting of whatever you have in mind. porkcow.deviantart.com/art/Sim…
$20: Full painting fav.me/d4pvtk8
$10: character of your choice porkcow.deviantart.com/art/We-…
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... except rule 34. I'm just gonna set my prices in stone so I don't fall into my habit of giving out freebies without thinking.

$10: Acrilic painting ( porkcow.deviantart.com/art/Swe… )
$5: Just the character in sharpie and colored pencil (porkcow.deviantart.com/art/We-… )
$2: Something ( porkcow.deviantart.com/art/PIK… )

Did someone say G-Man as a cupcake-cat? No? Absolutely no one wants Cupcake-Cat-G-Man?
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Anyone in Ames IA who wants to meet for caricatures or some art-type work, send me an email or note( jhfjhf0@gmail.com ). The MU at ISU would work best for me, and I never have a class past 4:30. I got some customers for some 9 dollar, 3 min, marker caricatures already, so I'm not a total mspaint-dependant hermit. "Ev's Enthusiastic Enterprises" is promoting me, and he's out 200 for the booth we did a while back. So a portion may go to paying that back to mend my fragile pride. I'm afraid to give you guys his number in case it's his private one or something.
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My stuff has perhaps been a scrap-heap of lazy suck lately, but sit tight! I'm going to a wonderful land where the artists are worked like dogs, and every turd is polished to perfection. A land where opportunities and charchoal residue are everywhere. A land called ISU. I should have something presentable by the end of the fall semester if I bother to scan it.
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"Rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 10 OPPOSITES about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs."

Actually, in the original Greek Mormon Bible, rule three is not meant to be taken literally, but is a moralistic metaphor. I'll take 'opposites' to mean conundrums or something.

1. I have no real troubles, but I ragefully eat math-pencils like jerky.

2. I've built my life on little black cords running across the floor, but liqurice makes me spew.

3. "The fruit of the spirit's not a grape", but the grape of my spirit is a fruit.

4. My favorite stories involve death, chaos and humiliation, but 'Alvin and the missing bicicle' used to send me under the sheets in fright.

5. I love Family Guy, but I think the creators should be taken out back and shot. (the animation's so funny and cute! They sure know how to harness those talented people.)

#. pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

10. 'Alien' should be called 'Predator' and 'Predator' should be called 'When Harry Met Sally'
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Words. I can type words on the interweb. I don't have to have anything to say. I'm wasting bandwidth. Deal with that, Bill gates.
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collage
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Journal Entry: Sat May 17, 2008, 1:03 PM
custard is where the greeetest and there maybe possible IS NOW THESE HANDS he said very faster typing at speed of sound and THE PANTS WERE DEAD period as in period and actual period period like the dot that you put on the page thats part of english i, I mean its like an apostrophy but its a dot! period I mean explaination point? I mean excalator point grr I mean one of these things real one what? this is confusing china

colaboration does not seem to work.
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*Yawn* *pop* ahh, this toe itches real... WH-what are you looking at? are you reading this? this is a private journal, I could amerce you for this. Oh? Oh, amerce just means to... Never mind. ABSCOND!
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